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1. If at first you don't succeed… Try again! Happy Mother's Day from your secondborn. 2. Happy Mother's Day from your favorite child! 3. My favorite child gave me this card for Mother's Day. (Shop card at Thortful) Photo courtesy of Thortful 4. The third time's a charm! Happy Mother's Day from your favorite child! 5.

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1 Susan Savannah Woman's Day "If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children'." 2 Lane Olinghouse.

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3. "I'm going to count to 5 and you had better be doing what I asked you to do.". What it really means: You had better move. I'm counting super slowly to give you the best chance. And because after that, I've got nothin'. 4. "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.".

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Funny how mom thinks oiling my hair is the solution to every problem there is. Climate change? global warming? Oil your hair! #indianmoms — Sheri (@sherinlinda) April 17, 2017. Tupperware and moms go a long, long way. Lost my mother's Tupperware box 4+ years ago - obviously not a long enough time to convince her that I now deserve nice things.

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1.) Wear a hat. 2.) Wait until you have children of your own. 3.) Make good choices. 4.) Why aren't you hungry? 5.) Listen to your father. 6.) I'm going to give you until the count of three. 7.) How was school? 8.) Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. 9.) A little birdy told me. 10.) Say, "Thank you."

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5. "No, honey, I am not a camel. I can't carry you, your brother and your polar bear." If I got a nickle every time I said this, I would be one wealthy mama. 6. "Do you understand English!" When you keep saying the same thing over and over again, you start doubting if your child speaks the same language you do.

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Our Fave Mommisms. "Don't kick the ball in the house." -Erin C. "I'm not asking you, I'm telling you." -Laura G. "Eat your food! There are starving people in other countries." -Flordeliza D. "Slam that door one more time and I'm taking it OFF!" -Stephanie M.

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Me: "You have to eat dinner.". Anna: "I just need some warm milk mommy. I had a rough day, and I need some Anna time.". Me: "Girl, please, sit down.". Anna: "Do you want a happy Anna or a mad Anna, mommy?". — HisMrs2016. "My son is three and has been looking and putting his ear at my belly. Today he put his ear to my bump.

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25 Funny Mom Quotes That Are Incredibly Relatable and True. "My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." 😂. There are probably an infinite amount of things that go into being a mom—but something that most mothers can agree on is that a sense of humor helps. a lot! Just look at Ree Drummond and her kids.

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Source: "InspectorPotato. 75 outrageously funny "mom sayings" kids couldn't keep to themselves. Catherine Marucci. 10.30.19. Dads have gained a reputation for their corny jokes, but moms are also a comedic force to be reckoned with. Whether it's intentional or unintentional humor, mothers always seem to have a good comeback or comment.

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1. "The majority of my diet is made up of foods that my kids didn't finish." - Carrie Underwood. 2. "Being a mom has made me really tired and so happy." - Tina Fey.

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43 Funny Mom Quotes and Sayings. "I don't want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like my husband.". - Readersdigest. com. "The closest I get to a spa day is when steam from the dishwasher smacks me in the face." @foreverymom. "Patience: What you have when there are too many witnesses." @rebel circus.

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Marc Peyser Updated: Mar. 28, 2022 Does your mother have a habit of saying things she shouldn't? Then you will surely enjoy our fond and funny collection of "mamapropisms." Edwin Fotheringham.

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30 Totally Funny Things Moms Say (You Know You Have!) We know you've uttered the words "what happened to your pants?" before. By Karly Wood March 24, 2022 ›Whether you're threatening to turn the car around or telling the kids not to kick the ball in the house for the hundredth time, motherhood means saying things you never thought you would.

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41. "If someone asked you to jump off a cliff, would you?" A common saying, very much like 'if someone told you to stick your head in a fire.' Basically, don't do something stupid because someone else is. 40. "I've told you a thousand times" When parents are sick of repeating themselves, they often utter this: "I've told you a thousand times…"

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Parenting Published May 28, 2013 By Jenny Isenman In my recent post about decoding Momisms, I realized that not only have I officially become a mother, I may have officially become MY mother. Not that she was bad, she was and is wonderful, but she spoke a language of cliche "parentese" that I swore would never pass my lips.